1) Free Laundry.

– Nuff said.

2) A real TV!

– Because my apartment is TINY, I don’t have a tv. I just watch tv on my laptop. I’m definitely getting spoiled with a real tv.

3) All the baby snuggles.

– With two 1-year-olds for little siblings, there are plenty of baby snuggles to go around.

4) Terrible kid jokes.

– Just because you told me the same joke 5 times doesn’t make it funny. So yes, I bought you a joke book for Christmas, it’s really because I love you.

5) A quiet neighborhood.

– While the sounds of the city don’t usually disrupt my sleeping, I have noticed I sleep much more soundly at home.